I love to live on my yacht on the River Denial. It’s really comfy and luxurious on my yacht. Everyone is always free to join me. The wine, whiskey and chocolate flows. On this yacht I can still eat cheese too.
Some days that yacht is in danger of sinking.
Today is one of those days.
It wasn’t even a big time span which is why the yacht tips and I’m going overboard quick. Momma can only take on so much at once!
First was the texts mid-day.

